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(Audience talking)
(Orchestra tuning up)
(Baton tapping)
(People whispering...shhh)
(Clears throat)
The story you are about to see, has been told before.
A lot.
And now we are going to tell it, again.
But different.
It's about two star crossed lovers,
kept apart by a big feud.
No one knows how this feud started,
but it's all quite entertaining.
Unfortunately, before we begin.
There is a rather long boring prologue, which I will read to you now.
(Clears throat)
Two households.
Both alike in dignity.
In fair Verona.
Where we lay our scene.
From ancient grudge.
Break to new mutiny.
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two...AHHH.
Ah Mrs. Montague. How you just love to ruin my day.
My Sisters dear cardigan Mr. Capulet, it suits you.
-Feisty old hag. -Grumbly old codger.
Oink...oink
(Rooster crows)
Oh, great.
I got one! I got one!
(Moans) Oh.
Hey, Winston. Throw us the ball.
Huh, Tybalt!
(Choking)
Hold on. Blues are at it again.
Top of the morning, Lord Redbrick.
Lady Blueberry
Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they.
Oh, I don't like what you're incinerating.
The proper word is 'insinuating'.
Illiterate.
I am not illiterate.
My parents were married!
Benny, come on. Let's go give those Reds another lesson on how it's done.
(Giggles)
'Shroom all clear?
Gnomeo, Gnomeo.
Gnomeo, it's your mum.
-Oh no. Just get this out into the Alley.
-I'll catch up with you. -Okay.
-Gnomeo, I can't.. -Have you ever seen,
...our beautiful, beautiful garden,
from this angle?
Oh. Oh yes, it's beautiful. The Wisteria.
That tree was your father's pride and joy.
May he rest in pieces.
Oh, how you remind me of him.
Oh which is why I wanted to say.
I know, I know. My chores.
-Gnomeo... -Edging trimming, planting consider it all done.
-Done, done, it's all like it.... -Gnomeo!
...done.
All I wanted to say was...
Good luck.
Thanks, mom.
Go out there and show them we Blues are better than any Reds.
Red, I hate the word.
Wow.
A Cupids Arrow orchid.
Oh, Juliet!
Oh! Whoa!
Hiya Dad. You won't believe what I found.
Oh, you want to get smashed?
A flower that will put that blue garden to shame.
-Just across the alley. -This feud business, is none of your concern.
And as leader of this garden it's up to me...
Uh, I am a Red after all.
Oh, you're just as impulsivated as your mother was.
Bless her to bits.
Now, back where you belong.
I can't just stay tucked away on this pedestal all my life.
Don't you see.
When will you realize you're delicate.
I'm not delicate.
She's definitely not delicate.
Stubborn girl.
Oh, right.
Delicate, hmm.
I'll show him who's delicate.
(Gnomes cheering)
Blue Gnomes chanting: Gnomeo, Gnomeo, Gnomeo.
Red Gnomes chanting: Tybalt, Tybalt, Tybalt.
-Gnomeo, Gnomeo. -Okay boys, ya all know the rules.
And I don't need to repeat them, but I'm gonna.
'Cus I wanna.
And here they are.
No biting, no scratching, no kicking.
No burping, no slurping, no prancing.
No squalling, no laughing, no heeing, no hawing.
And more than anything...
nooo cheating!
No cheating? Hey, that's not fair.
*Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)* -On your marks.
Get going.
*It's getting late have you seen my mates. Ma tell me when the boys get here.*
*It's seven o'clock and I want to rock. Want to get a belly full of beer.*
*My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys. And my old lady she don't care.*
*My sister looks cute in her braces and boots. A handful of grease in her hair.*
*Whoa, don't give us none of your aggravation. We had it with your discipline.*
*Whoa, Saturday night's alright for fighting Get a little action in.*
*Get about as oiled as a diesel train. Gonna set this dance alight.*
*Cause Saturday night's the night I like. Saturday night's all right, all right, all right.*
*Woo, oo, ooo.*
(Sings in tune with Saturday) *Gnomeo, Gnomeo, Gnomeo.*
(Sings in tune with Saturday) *Tybalt, Tybalt.*
*Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.*
*Saturday night's all right.*
*Saturday...*
(Taunting laugh)
-(Laughs) -You're the greatest boss. The greatest by far.
All together: The greatest, the greatest by far.
Oh please, please my friends. Tell me something I don't already know.
-A cheat, a cheat. That's what you are. -Huh?
All together: A cheat, a cheat. That's what you are.
-All together: Umh! -Well Benny.
I didn't think it was possible. But your mouth is getting even bigger than your hat.
Tybalt, you just crossed the line.
Yeah, the 'finish' line.
Adios, loser.
(Taunting laughter)
Hey, come on out and fight, like a Gnome.
No body won't come out.
-You'd better do something. -This can't go on.
(Crowd angrily shouting)
Well if he won't come out.
-I guess we'll just have to go in. -(Benny gasps in shock)
(Crowd gasps in shock.)
The Red garden. No one's ever been in there.
Then I say. It's about time someone did.
And payback is gonna be fun.
'Shroom, lets go kick some grass.
This mission into Red garden territory,
is gonna require maximum stealth.
Well you won't get much stealthier than this.
Hello.
(Ball in spray can rattles) (Benny giggles)
(Snoring) Mumbles: I got one.
(Snores) Mumbles: I got one.
-Swim away , be free. -Thank you.
(Whines) Oh.
(Snores) Mumbles: I got one.
(Dog growling)
Oh, all this for some daffy flower.
Yes, it's the only way I'll ever be taken seriously around here.
And I'm going to need you to cover me.
If my dad asks. Just tell him I'm washing my hair.
I'm washing my hair. I don't have hair.
He'll know it's a lie.
-No, my hair. -Got it. I'm washing your hair.
Okay, okay. Whatever you say.
I'll be quick.
-(Gasps in fright) -Growling.
-(Barking) -(Juliet screams)
Out, out!
Ben stop, over here boy.
Wow! That was quick.
I'm to easy to see.
I'm going to need some kind of disguise.
Oooo, a new outfit.
I'm on it.
Here.
That is cute.
Give it a turn.
Ah, huh. Ah huh. Nice junk in the trunk.
Now go get your flower.
Uh, maybe a tad less florescent pink?
How much less?
Try black.
Aaaaaaah!
Trust me, nobody is going to pay you any attention in that.
Then it's perfect.
Oooo, (Speaking Japanese)
I'm going in.
Take care.
I'm telling your Dad you're doing your hair.
Let's play a game.
I'm thinking of a movie.
It's a...it's one word.
And it starts with a...'spider'.
All: Is it, Spiderman?
Oh you're good, okay.
Great, I love going commando.
Shh, I know, just the key.
(Can on back rattling)
(Can rattles)
Shhh.
(Can rattle's loudly)
Okay, I have another one.
Two words. The first word is 'Spiderman'.
All: Spiderman Two?
Okay, who's cheating?
Benny, give me the paint.
Benny?
No!
(Snoring.)
(Shakes can, ball rattling.) -Benny!
Benny!
-Huh? -Huh?
-Tybalt! -Get them you idiots.
Run for it, now.
Where did he go?
He's in the begonia's.
-Well, do I look like a begonia? -No, more like a pansy.
Find him!
-Not here. -Not here, either.
Nothing but Pansies here.
Come on.
Hold on.
Whoa, whoooa!
-Hey, Benny -What?
-See you on the other side. -Gnomeo!
Ah, ha, ha.
Hmm.
(Growls in anger)
I wish I could stay but...
...gotta fly.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoooa!
Huh!
(Birds chirping)
*Elton John, Lady Gaga: Hello, Hello*
*Feel I'm feeling light*
*I like to see the sights.*
*Ain't life a many splendored thing?*
*Ducking up and down*
*All these crazy sights and sounds*
*Bounce around like puppets on a string.*
*Never gonna find, anything to change my mind.*
*Famous last lines of a fool*
*Just when you think.*
*Your chain is just one link.*
*Something comes to tip you off your stool.*
*Hello, hello. Hello, hello.*
*My, my, my what have we here?*
*What a surprise. What a surprise!*
*Hello, hello. Hello, hello.*
*I'm not alone, it's good to know.*
*Someone's out there saying hello.*
*Heeeellooooo.*
Um, you're probably wondering what I'm doing on the roof of your greenhouse.
It's just that, well I thought no one lived here.
Yeah, they don't. I mean I don't. This isn't my garden.
Oh, well that's good. Because I just came to get that Orchid.
-Oh, this? -Yes.
I don't know. I think I'm going to have to keep ahold of this one.
What? But I saw it first.
So why don't you just hand it over.
Well I grabbed it first.
Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
But if you want it.
-Come and get it. -All right.
Thanks.
Aaaah!
-Nice greenhouse, hey. -Oh yeah. You should see it from here.
What, and miss this view?
-Who's your Gno-me. -Who's your Gno-me?
Whoa!
Who's your Gno-me now?
*Hello, Hello. Hello, Hello* -Hey!
*My, my, my what have we here?*
*What a surprise. What a surprise!*
*Hello, Hello. Hello, Hello*
*I'm not alone, it's good to know*
*Someone's out there saying, hello*
*Hello.*
*-Helloooooooooooooooooooooo ...................................-Heeeello.*
*Hello, hello.*
*Heeeellooooo.*
*Hello, hellooooooooooo.*
Oh no, he's a blue.
Not a blue.
Juliet. Your not off of your pedestal. What are you doing out here?
I'm...oh, well I can ask you the same question, Tybalt.
We're looking for a blue Gnome.
Yeah, he's an ugly little fellow.
Got a scratch, right here.
And his name's Gnomeo.
You haven't seen him, have you?
Uhhhhooo, um.
Uhh, he sounds awful no.
I...I...uh...certainly haven't seen him. I haven't seen him at all.
Well lucky you.
Come on, let's get inside.
Juliet.
A red.
Why of all things, did she have to be a red?
Sooo, where is the oh so important, life changing orchid?
Um...
What, what orchid?
What?
Hmmm?
Shut up!
You met a boy.
What? No! Well maybe...
Sort of, um...yes!
Yes I did.
I need details.
And go slowly, is he totally gorgeous?
-Totally. -Does he have a nice rotund belly?
Well let's call it sturdy.
And his uh..(Whistles up)
-His hat, is um.. -Big and pointy?
And, you know I suppose in a certain light.
You might say it looks sort of...
...blue.
Blue.
Ah, this is one of your little jokes.
(Madly laughs)
No, I don't get it.
(Gasps) Oh flipping, flaming Dora's sheep, you cannot take with a blue.
Shh, shush Nanette, just zip it.
Zzzzip.
Oh Juliet, this is fantastic!
-Is it? -It's doomed.
-What? -A red and a blue.
It just can't be.
So it's a doomed love.
And that's the best kind.
You'll never see him again.
And then one day when he dies, you'll be all, "Oh, my true love".
"I only saw him once".
(Gasps and moans with sorrow)
(Whines, moans, and groans with longing and pain)
I'll only see...what do you mean?
What are you talking about, once? I'll only see him once.
How romantically tragic.
Your love is doomed.
Your love is dead.
Your love is doomed.
Your love is dead.
It's doomed.
-It's dead. -I'll only see him...once?
Dooomed!
I've never seen Lord Redbrick so riled up.
We have to find Gnomeo.
Let's split up.
(Sighs) I wish I could quit ya.
Both: Hmm.
Oh well.
Let's go fishing.
All right, mate.
Go find, Gnomeo.
Doomed! Dead!
Doomed, dead. Doomed, dead.
Oh, Gnomeo.
Gnomeo, are we really doomed, Gnomeo.
To never see each other again?
Why must you wear a blue hat?
Why couldn't it be red like my father, or...
green like a leprechaun, or...
or purple like, um...
like uh, like some weird guy.
I mean what's in a Gnome?
Because you're blue my father sees red, and because I'm red I'm feeling blue.
Oh at any rate, that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart.
-Should it? -No, no! It shouldn't.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Oh my giddy aunt, did you just hear all of that?
-What are you doing here? -I don't know, um...
I came here, to...
Well. I don't know I just wanted to see you again.
Are you crazy?
If dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio.
Find me, are you kidding? Stealth is my middle name.
*In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room*
-Turn it off.
I'm trying.
*In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room*
*Welcome to our tropical hideaway,* -Do something. -The button's stuck.
*If we weren't in the show starting right away,*
Ah, Juliet!
*All together! In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room* Come on man, off.
There's somebody behind you!
'Shroom!
Whoa, whoa...whoaaa!
Juliet! What's the ....
Oooo, you look like a fun guy.
Excuse me, little help here.
My dad's coming.
So, you must be, Gnomeo.
Lovely to meet you.
Even though it's seconds, before you're discovered and killed.
-Quick, hide. -Juliet!
I told you before, no music in the grotto after ten o'clock.
What's going on here?
Um, It was a...
Um, ...I saw a squirrel.
And he...he...
...dropped his nuts.
Yes, nuts. The size of boulders.
Yes, all right. Thank you, Nanette.
Well, okay. But no mucking about.
Especially not tonight.
We've been attacked. By a blue!
And if I ever get my hands on the blue?
He'll be sleeping with the fishes.
Now I'm not a man who is rounded up easily.
Lord Redbrick, I've been having problems with my...(Mumbles incoherently)
-Your what? -(Mumbles incoherently)
I guess this isn't the best time to talk.
It's not ideal.
-But I... -Just go.
-Please go. -...just came here to say I.
-Um... -What?
What did you want? Oh, sorry!
Juliet, is there something wrong with the pond?
The pond? No, what this pond? No it's fine.
I mean it's just as pondy as ever. (Laughs)
Oh my gosh, what is that thing over there?
What? What was it?
-That thing, over there. -What did it look like?
-Oh, it looked like a really, uh. -Okay. Goodbye then, off you go.
Thanks for popping by. Goodnight sweet prince, and flights of angels, or pigeons or sparrows, whatever.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
(Dejected) Oh!
(Hopeful) Oh.
Nanette, where's Gnomeo?
-Is he gone? -Yep, gone forever.
What?
Whoa!
I think you'll find this 'does' actually belong to you.
Thank you.
-I can't go. -I know how you feel.
No, really. I'm stuck.
(Both Laugh)
So, uh, heh...
Can I see you again tomorrow?
Yes, but not here.
Back in the old Lawrence place then?
-Noon? -Not soon enough.
I can do 11:45.
Done.
That frog was right.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
-Thanks Nanette. -You know he's going to ditch you, when he finds how much you weigh.
Shroom, you see this face?
It's a happy Gnome face.
Now come here.
Come on.
(Miss Montague singing happily)
Outrage, infamy!
The gardening gloves are off then, are they?
You, wrecking my mower.
Dear lady, you are insane in the brain.
I never thought that you'd stoop to such a level.
Oh, and by the way, kindly stop stealing my underwear.
In your dreams, you jacked off cabbage.
Oh, how could she do this to Tybalts wishing well?
Mmm, my sweet little flower boy.
Why would anyone ever pick on you?
Who thinks I should order the best, new lawnmower?
Money can buy.
Why would anyone do this to, Tybalt?
All: Because nobody likes him.
-(Growls) -So what are we going to do?
Find their weak spot.
Then what are we going to do?
Damage.
Lot's and lot's of damage.
(Both evilly laughing)
(Keys tapping) Right.
Mess with me will you, Capulet.
I'll show him what, that old pompous.
It's not over, not by a long shot.
Yeah, uh, right. What have we got here?
Show the world the mighty web ....
Oh, no. No, no, not good.
Pick one.
-Yes, that one. -No.
Oh, yes that one.
What's this?
Are you losing the war in your garden?
Well brother maybe it's time for a secret weapon.
Terrafirminator!
It's the most useless, 500 horse power...
ground dominating piece of hardware, the world has ever seen.
TERRAFIRMINATOR!!
It's unnecessarily volatile.
Now with 75% more power!
It clears...clears.
It digs...digs.
It mulch,...Mulch
Your lawn will be afraid to grow.
Terrafirminator!
Get the weapon that plans destruction!
(Babbling side effects and disclaimers)
(Laughs) That one.
Oh my.
Pick, pick that one. Please, please pick that one.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
That's a bit in-your-face.
This is more my speed.
(Meow)
Oh, not the Kitten Clipper.
Oh, no.
*Elton John and Kiki Dee: Don't go breaking my heart*
Definitely not.
*Don't go breaking my heart. I couldn't if I tried.*
*Oh honey if I get restless. Baby you're not that kind.*
*Don't go breaking my heart. You take the weight off of me.*
*Oh Honey when you knocked on my door. Ooo, I gave you my key*
*Wooo, hoo Nobody knows it.*
*When I was down*
*I was your clown*
*Right from the start. I gave you my heart.*
*Whoooooa oh, I gave you my heart.*
*Don't go breaking my heart. I won't go breaking your heart*
*Don't go breaking my, don't go breaking my...*
*Don't go breaking my heart.*
*Don't go breaking my, don't go breaking my...*
*I won't go breaking your heart.*
*Don't go breaking my heart.*
*Don't go breaking my... I won't go breaking your heart.*
*Don't go breaking my heart.*
*Don't go breaking my. I won't go breaking your heaaaaaaart.*
*Don't go breaking my... I won't go breaking your heart.*
Juliet. There you are.
-Hi dad. -I've been ruminating about our little discussion yesterday.
-But I was just... -What you need is companionship.
-Huh? -Someone to look after you.
Who'll keep you safe.
-What? -You know Paris, don't you.
Yes, yes of course, why?
Well he's come to pay you a visitation.
-Dad! -All right, all right.
No one will ever say I don't know when I'm not wanted.
-Toodles. -Uh, got something for you.
Here it is, gypsaphilla.
Lovely, what does it mean? It means love woodchuck.
Although ironically it grows better in a clay soil. It's weird isn't it.
You think you got it down and bram, you do some readings and it turns out it's clay soil.
Even though you thought it was a level of chalk.
Weird.
-Right, well it's been terribly nice meeting you. -Where are you going, stop, no.
You can obviously do what you want. But my point is it's surely a bit,
rude to leave me on the first date.
-First date? -Yeah, and I thought what does a boyfriend.
-Boyfriend? -Get his girlfriend.
-Girlfriend? -Oooo, this is good.
A small token of my affection.
Oh, wow!
Juliet, do you realize what this is?
It is my own hybrid, a foxglove and buttercup.
Oh, a love triangle.
Which I call, Foxcup.
And you. I never knew you were such a devil.
Well, I mean I guess I've got my dark side, sure.
Hey there, Juliet.
What a name, it's a great name.
Goes with your, eyes.
You're looking really cool. You're looking good.
Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
That's a killer, man.
Yeah, uh, no. You're looking cool.
Yeah, so how's it going with you, baby?
-Oh I'm fine, Baby. How are you? -Gaaahh!
Uh, (uneasy laugh) never better.
Do you think anyone heard that?
(whispers) There's nobody here.
(Whispers) Then why are you whispering?
(Softly) Why are you whispering.
Oh, look at that.
Guess we're done with the whispering thing.
It's a 1950's Macalister Ranger.
Let's start her up.
Yeah, okay.
Check out the power on this beauty.
She's empty.
Bingo!
-Hey, try this. -Thanks.
(Both coughing)
-Is that you? -Yeah.
Yeah, it's me.
It's me, too!
(Both screaming)
What was that?
I have no idea.
Okay, whatever you are. Come out, slowly.
I have a loaded stic...uh, weapon.
And I'm not afraid to use it.
Do you think I scared it?
(Spanish accent) Oh definitely, I know I'm scared.
Look at that baby, huh. Watch me now.
(Scats) Ooo...uh...ooo....aah.
Oh by the way, thanks for finding my leg.
And setting me free.
I love you!
Do you know what it's like to be trapped for thirty years?
All alone, by yourself.
No one for to talk at.
Hola, Featherstone, como esta usted? (How are you?)
Ah, bueno, Featherstone, how's the other leg?
I don't know Featherstone, remember I don't have it.
You see, I'm not exactly terrific company, am I?
Sorry but, we didn't think anybody lived here.
Yeah, we shouldn't be here. We'll be going.
-What if he follows us? -Then our parents find out.
Oh no. Nanette was right, we're doomed.
Oh, oh, oh. Up, up, up. You cannot ever pull the wools over these beady eyes.
Oh, ho. I think that you two are on a date.
Both: Date! No, no not dating.
-Fighting, yeah. -Yeah, that's what it is. To the death.
-Mortal enemies here. -Yeah, don't you see it?
-He's a blue. -She's a red.
And I'm pink!
Who cares?
Anyway, I got to ask.
Why are you bringing her to a dumpy place like this?
Ohh, I know, I know.
Un momento, I'll be right back.
Juliet, wait.
Oh, here it comes. I'm to delicate, right?
No, no I was going to say. Don't hold back, let her rip.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
GO!
Ta da!
Whoo, look at that. This is definite improvement.
Fantastic penmanship, too. But you know...
We still got to do something about these weeds.
They're not weeds. Those dandelions are wishes.
Well I don't know. A weed by any other name is still a weed.
Go on, make a wish. And then blow on it.
(Takes in deep breath. Blows over it)
It's kinda hard with a beak, huh?
Kinda pass you out, huh?
I going to sit down now.
(Both laughing)
I've got a confession to make.
I've never actually driven a mower.
No, you're a natural.
Well my dad, he's a little over protective.
You know this is crazy, right?
Yeah.
I just never imagined that I could fall for a red.
Oh and me a blue.
No way.
My whole life my mom raised me to hate you guys. You reds.
So, this could never work.
Could it?
Well a red and a blue. It just can't be.
Can it?
(Blowing) Look it's kinda like snowing, but it's not.
Oh baby, you know I getting into this now.
See the trick is to go like... (Blows sharp)
Then you get them all with one. You don't have to...(Blow's short)
Ah, I wish that we could all come back. And do this tomorrow.
And uh, I promise.
Your secret is safe with me.
Well, should we?
I can do 11:45.
Not soon enough.
(Sighs contentedly)
Oomph! Hey Shroom, what's up buddy.
Careful there, you're going to kick something.
What's eating you?
Huh?
(Crying) How?
How?
-Mom -So beautiful...Gnomeo.
How could this have happened?
Well, where were you?
I was...
I was nowhere.
Don't worry mom, I'll make it up to you.
How, Redbrick and his hoodlums have destroyed,
the most beautiful thing we blues have.
Your father planted her.
We raised her from a seedling.
(Bunnies sobbing)
Those blasted Reds, come on.
We'll make them pay.
(Gnomes shouting for revenge)
Every last one of them.
(Shouts in anger)
Every last one?
(Strums Elton John's 'Your song')
*It's a little bit runny.*
*This pesticide.*
-My dad can really pick them. -Can he just.
-Oh, this is painful. -Oh, sweet torture.
*Don't have much money.*
*But, but if I did.*
*I'd buy a big house where.*
*We both could live.*
*If I was a sculptor...* -Ooo, sexy, sexy.
*A man selling stuff for plants it's called, Miracle grow.*
Uh, Gnomeo!
(Humming 'Rock-a-bye baby')
Okay.
Then we go need a bunch of coconuts.
Wha?
Juliet no, wait.
I...I um...
A blue, a blue!
-Abort, abort the mission. -What?
-What happened. -Ah, the muzzle jammed, let's go.
Gnomeo!
Hmmm.
Such a big hat, on such a small gnome.
So, you boys fancy a little bit of fun?
Let's take this baby out into the alley.
Then what are going to do?
We're gonna have a smashing time.
(Evilly laughs)
Oh come on, Juliet. It's not as bad as all that.
Is that your big move on a second date?
You wine them, dine them and spray them with weed killer?
You got to admit, it is original.
Hola, my fellow funsters are back already.
I mean be reasonable. I didn't have a choice...
...after incident 'Wisteria'. How do you think that looks?
Just a toilet in the middle of a yard, with nothing growing out of it.
Oh you blues are so infuriating.
Wait a minute, us blues?
So, what you guys want to do?
-Featherstone, we're busy. -Come on guys.
-Let us have some-a fun. -Let me tell you something about you reds.
-Us reds? -Oh, can't we all just laugh about this?
I know the little mushroom can.
Both shout: Featherstone!
-We're in the middle of something. -You wouldn't understand.
-We're talking. -All right, so just leave us alone.
Right, I'm sorry.
You know sometimes I get a little over excited.
Especially having such great new friends.
Like you and...
But I know I can be a bit...
...much.
Wait, Featherstone.
-Hey. -Come back, Featherstone. I'm sorry.
I may not be a smart bird.
But I know what love is.
*Elton John: Love builds a garden*
*You hear it every day Once upon a time they say*
*Once upon a time in this place I looked and saw on your face*
*A smile that spoke to me in oh so many ways*
*Then*
*We'd get a little rain Then the sun came out again*
*But a frost, it's hard to fight Once it takes hold flowers die*
*There's only so much you can do, to keep some things alive*
*That love built a garden. Grew it from the ground up*
*Each one of us knowing, every inch of it was us*
*We pulled it all together, hoping and believing.*
*That love built this garden for the two of us to dream in.*
You know, other people's hate, destroyed my love.
And...
I couldn't do nothing about it.
But you...
...you can.
You know I think that crazy pink plastic bird might be right.
What if we never went back?
Never go back?
But what about my Dad?
And Nanette and the red garden?
You see the truth is, over there, we're enemies.
But here, here we're a matching pair.
Juliet, will you stay here, and build a garden with me?
I'd love to.
GNOMEO!
What are you doing?
Benny, listen mate, I can explain.
BENNY! Benny, wait.
Well, well, well.
If it isn't little big hat, Benny.
Mess with the red garden, will ya.
BENNY!
NO!
Ooo, that felt good.
Oh no! Oh, no.
Tybalt!
A hat for a hat.
Gnomeo, no!
You wouldn't attack an unarmed Gnome, would ya?
Sucker.
Pity.
Tybalt, the wall.
You don't I'm going to fall for that old trick, do ya?
Ha, ha, what wall?
Ut oh, that wall.
Blast!
What was that?
What's happened?
Tybalt?
Tybalt.
Tybalt?
Tybalt can't be with us anymore.
(Gasps) Ooo.
Smash him hat.
-No! -What is the meaning of all this constipation?
Gnomeo smashed, Tybalt.
No, he didn't do it.
-Juliet. -Gnomeo.
-Mom. -A gnome for a gnome.
-Catch. -What?
Smash him back.
Run, Gnomeo. Run!
Stop, stop that.
Revenge!
Whup!
Woo...
-What were you doing? -No!
-I love him. -What?
Doomed.
Oh, someone do something.
(Gasp in shock)
Gnomeo!
Are you mad? There's been enough smashing for one day.
Now get her on her pedestal. And keep her there.
(Sobs) He's gone.
(Crying) Oh Gnomeo. (Sobs) No, no not Gnomeo.
Let's get you home now.
Oh, my poor, poor boy.
Hmm?
Stay, stay!
Good boy.
Shroom! Shroooooom!
(Panting)
No!
-A gnome? -Yeah, Mate.
It looks like your sister.
You left me no choice, Juliet.
I've lost your mother.
I am not going to lose you.
(Sadly) Mmmm.
Hmm?
Psst, psst, bunnies, fall in.
All right, we've got to avenge, Gnomeo.
Here's what we're going to do.
Now...(Mumbles softly)
No, not now Shroom.
(Continues to softly confer)
Right, got it.
Okay, okay you're a mushroom Dude I coming.
What, what you trying to say?
Sooo, little Timmy has fallen down the well?
No, did he jump?
Little Mustafa?
Little Richard, what?
Oh, a teapot fell down the well.
Well what?
Oh, no.
You say Gnomeo fell down the well?
No, little mushroom.
He was a smashed.
I saw it myself.
What, you want I still to follow you some more. Okay fine.
I go with you, I go.
Well what this has to do with, Gnomeo, I don't know.
And where is this well that everyone has fallen into?
Psst. Oink, oink.
Ready?
(Groans)
Hmm?
Huh, oooh, hello.
Whoa!
Hmm?
Aaaaaaaaaah!
(Keys sounds like piano keys)
Terrafirminator!
Are you losing the war in your garden?
-Never! -Well brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon.
-Bring it on. -TERRAFIRMINATOR!
This one's for Gnomeo!
Meoooooww!
(Squealing madly)
Hah, hah, yeah.
Huh?
(Worriedly whines)
(Whines) Come on.
Ohhh!
Oh, ruddy purse.
Call me.
So Juliet and me we decided that we wouldn't carry on this horrible feud.
It was great, but then my best mate Benny found out.
And Tybalt, who's a right piece of bad gnome.
Crashed a trowel through Bennies hat.
I was so livid that I attacked Tybalt and he ended up getting smashed.
Which wasn't my fault.
Then I was chased down.
Exiled.
Stuck up here on your head.
Far away from, Juliet.
Extraordinary.
Your story,
It does put me in mind of another.
-It does? -Oh indeed, yes.
There are remarkable similarities.
What happens? Did they get back together then?
Get back together?
Um, no.
Not exactly.
What exactly do you mean?
-Well now, it really is quite good. -Whoa, whoa!
-She feigns her death. -Whoa!
He finds her. Thinks her dead.
Takes his own life.
She wakes, finds him dead.
Takes her life, both dead!
Exium omnis, the end, curtain!
Standing ovation. Bravo, bravo!
Author, author!
What did you say?
They both die? What kind of an ending is that?
My dear boy, this is a tragedy.
Yeah, you're telling me, mate. It's rubbish.
-Rubbish? -There's got to be a better ending than that.
Well I suppose that he could have made it back in time to prevent disaster.
But I like the whole death part better.
Oh dear.
Whoo hooo!
Featherstone.
One word.
Plastic.
How'd you find me? Shroom!
He sniffed you out, and he doesn't have a nose.
Not yet.
Yeah, I knew I could count on you, you little button head.
What is it, boy?
Oh he hasn't stopped. Yakity, yakity, yak.
He's been going on and on and on since the accident.
Chocolates and strangers, chocolates and strangers, chocolates and strangers....
Juliet's in danger.
No, that's not it.
Juliet's in danger!
-Told you so. -Come on, boys.
I've got to get back to Juliet, and save her.
That's what he said, but she was dead before he got home.
We'll see about that.
Whoa...
Tada!
-Benny. -What do you think, Lady B.?
This baby is fully equipped.
Equipped for what?
It has settings for edging,
trimming, mulching,
and revenge!
Do it, Benny.
Do anything it takes.
Make them rule the day they destroyed my son.
Unleash the gods of war.
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four,
three, two, one.
Ah, no, no!
Ohh.
Oh, no!
Go', blimey!
Oh, no.
ATTACK!
Counter attack!
Counter, counter attack.
Wwww, whoa, whoooa, whoooa!
All: Ah me, no, no, no!
Nyah, nyah!
I got one.
Thank you.
(Moans) Ohhh.
Not, the dolphin.
Oh...ah...oh...no!
Nooooo!
Paris.
Wa...watch out!
Gentlemen, I suggest we put our heads together.
Charge!
Oh, no, no, nooo!
Yee haw!
Cannonball!
Right!
What?
Juliet!
You're alive.
-Come with me. -Okay
Oh, no.
Gnomeo!
Would you like to complete destruction now?
Destruction in progress.
Come on, come on, come on!
Oh, Juliet!
Oh, my son. It can't be.
Target locked.
She's going to blow! Get back, get back.
Huh!
-Huh. -Huh.
-Huh! -Huh!
It's no use, go.
Go.
I'm not going anywhere.
Told you so.
-Huh! -Oh!
(Sadly sighs) Oh.
Huh?
It's okay, I'm okay.
Ewww!
I'm sorry about your son.
I'm sorry about your daughter.
I was just trying to keep her safe.
And, now...
The whole thing, is my fault.
Our fault.
-This feud. -Is over.
*Tiiiiki, tiiiki, tiikii, tiki rooom.*
*The tiiiiki, tiiki, tiki, tiiiki, room.*
*The birds...flowers croon. Tiki, tiki, tiki room.*
I don’t' know about you.
But, I think this ending is much better.
(Rooster crows) (Pig squeals)
-Good afternoon, witch. -Nitwit.
(Both gasp in shock.) Both: AAAAAHHHH!
*"Crocodile Rock"*
*Laaaaaaaa, la, la, la, la, laaaaa.*
*La, la, la, la, laaaaaaaaaa.*
*I remember when rock was young.*
*Gnomeo and Juliet had so much fun.*
*Holding hands and skimming stones.*
*Had their own gold Chevy and a place of their own.*
*But the biggest kick they ever got*
*Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock*
*While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock*
*They were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock, hey!*
*Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking When your feet just can't keep still*
*They never knew me a better time and I guess I never will*
*Eh! Everybody is feeling right Because we gonna dance all night*
*And the Crocodile Rocking is something out of sight*
*Yeah, yeah, yeah.*
*Laaaaaaaa, la, la, la, la, laaaaa.*
*La, la, la, la, laaaaa.*
*Laaaaaaaa, la, la, la, la, laaaaa.*
*La, la, la, la, laaaaa.*
*La, la, la, laaaaa.*
*-Laaaaaaaa, la, la, la, la, laaaaa. -..........................Crocodile rockin.*
*-Crocodile rockin' Laaaaaaaa, la, la,*
*-Ooo, a rock, rock, rockin', -la, la, laaaaa.*
*La, la, la, la, laaaa. -Crocodile rockin'*
Oo, thank you.